I’ve just been to Amsterdam and all I heard before I left was “you can’t smoke weed over there, it’s illegal now” …so fuck! It’s illegal over here in England but it doesn’t stop me, anyway, turns out that myth is a crock of propaganda bollocks and I got off my tits legally shortly before [...]
I'm a stand up comedian from a sunny town called Blyth (just next to Newcastle) you can usually find me at comedy clubs in towns and cities up and down the UK. I have some overseas gigs in the diary too so if you're viewing this from as far away as Australia don't worry I'll be visiting you very soon. This website is always kept up to date so have a browse and find out when I am performing near you.
I'll be playing a few festivals this year too so I may see you at The Edinburgh Fringe or Rockness, perhaps you can heckle me with a snowball at Altitude.
But you want me to make you laugh now??? There are 5 videos and a blog on this website and even some embarrassing pictures of me as a kid. Any questions feel free to ask, I will get back to you.... now go have fun. Mi Cassa, Su Cassa
The FA have warned premier league footballers over their twitter abuse; long gone are the rock and roll, George Best days of drugs and alcohol. No one had ever tweeted so much they’ve woke up in bed with a hooker or missed training because they used too many hashtags. The warning was sparked after Rio [...]