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The Rise of Punch-Drunk Comedy

  • 25th Feb 15

It’s been less than two months since the launch of our flagship gig in Blyth and I am practically buzzing with excitement at the momentum this venture has developed in our community since my brother Gav got his hands on it. As many of you may know I’ve ran Punch-Drunk Comedy gigs in Cramlington since […]

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Bragging Vicariously Through your Child

  • 24th Feb 15

I’ve found it interesting how otherwise modest and humble people can get away with being arrogant by thinly veiling their self congratulation in exaggerated adulation for their offspring. When someone brags about how fantastic their child is, and this happens a lot, I can’t help but think the poor child is being unwittingly paraded as […]

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News for Dummies 02/06/14

  • 1st Jun 14

A car crash at a Rally wiped out spectators killing 3 onlookers; the driver of the vehicle was said to be in bits over the accident, not in as many bits as the poor fuckers he took out at 100mph. A witness said it was like a bowling ball hitting pins (lucky someone was at […]

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New for Dummies 30/05/14

  • 30th May 14

Correspondence between George Dubya Bush and Tony Blair from the Iraq war will not be published; this is less to do with the fact they broke the Geneva Convention™ and more to do with the fact they couldn’t find anyone willing to check G-Dub’s spelling in the edit. Ok. Ok… rich coming from me (re: […]

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News for Dummies 29/05/14

  • 29th May 14

George Michael collapsed yesterday and two ambulances were sent to his North London mansion; why two? That just seems like a pointless waste of resources. I wonder if the paramedics argued over who took him to hospital… “I got here first…” “…but this is my patch, didn’t your shift finish 5 minutes ago?” “Look guys […]

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