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News for Dummies 5/1/12

  • 5th Jan 12

Sarah Harding is in the paper showing of the bruises on her wrist from the hotel bust up with her boyfriend; Why oh why couldn’t he have punched her in the tits. See this is my beef, Sarah is trying to get sympathy and paint him as a monster with her bruised wrist while he’s […]

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News for Dummies 4/1/12

  • 4th Jan 12

John Terry is furious after an Indian cigarette firm used a picture of him on the front of the pack without permission; Permission??? Do you worry about the husbands permission when other peoples wives reach in your packet, pull out your skinny little cancer stick and take a suck on it John?? He’s probably just […]

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News for Dummies 3/1/12

  • 3rd Jan 12

It is a very windy day today so remember when you put petrol in your car DON’T FORGET to tell the guy in the petrol station how windy it is outside, he might not have looked out the window yet and non of the other customers would have mentioned it. Also post any pictures of […]

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News for Dummies 2/1/12

  • 2nd Jan 12

Shitty New Year hoe bags. Since nobody ever keeps their new years resolutions I’m staying on the safe side in 2012 by vowing to do more drugs, stay out of the gym and cheat more….. I also vow to never speak ill of dead celebrities, poke fun at the unfortunate, or suggest John Leslie is […]

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