Blog

// what i'm thinking

News for Dummies 27/05/14

  • 27th May 14

UKiP, UKiP, something about UKiP; where have all the good assassins gone? In the past we’ve carefully assassinated good people with a positive message, JFK, John Lennon, Princess Diana… Do you not think its time we turned a corner and started whacking cunts like Nigel Farage? It wouldn’t even need to be discreet, you could […]

Read More
Share this

News for Dummies: 26/05/14

  • 26th May 14

Katie Price (Jordan) has caught her husband (random knob #3724) having an affair by subjecting him to a lie detecter test; He got exposed for mistruths about his fidelity before the lie detecter eventually blew up when random knob #3724 said he was with Katie for her mind. Before the explosion the machine also confirmed […]

Read More
Share this

Hiccups for Dummies : 07/04/2014

  • 7th Apr 14

Hiccups for Dummies The other night my friend almost had her night ruined by a dose of the Hiccups, luckily there are several methods to get rid of them and everyone will give you their own expert method of eluding the (not so) deadly spasms, so just in case you find yourself victim to these […]

Read More
Share this

News for Dummies: 23/01/14

  • 23rd Jan 14

An abandoned “ghost” ship that has been floating around the Atlantic for 12 months is headed towards Scottish shores; when the haunting pale figures are spotted on the Scottish coast, the ghosts might change their mind and turn the ship around. A weird fan gave Andy Murray a pair of miniature underpants as a gift; […]

Read More
Share this

News for Dummies: 22/01/14

  • 22nd Jan 14

The wife of billionaire Chelsea owner Roman Abromovich has been called racist after posing for a photo-shoot sitting on a chair shaped like a naked black woman; At first I agreed with the media propaganda but I’ve discovered the chair is based on a 60’s original of a white woman, that has existed for 54 […]

Read More
Share this
Page 2 of 1112345...10...Last »