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News for Dummies: 21/01/14

  • 21st Jan 14

People are encouraged to have sex more as a way to work out; Not that 70 seconds of grunting will get you into shape, just nothing burns calories like running around after a toddler for 5 years. David Cameron is under pressure to explain why 6 terror suspects will soon be free to roam the […]

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News for Dummies 20/01/14

  • 20th Jan 14

UKIP Councillor David Silvester claims the recent storms and floods are God’s work due to the legalisation of Gay marriage; oh is that right David? Well would you like to explain to me why I’m looking at a clear sky on a mild day in the wake of a horrific tragedy where a toddler was […]

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News for Dummies: 20/01/14

  • 20th Jan 14

UKIP Councillor David Silvester claims the recent storms and floods are God’s work due to the legalisation of Gay marriage; oh is that right David? Well would you like to explain to me why I’m looking at a clear sky on a mild day in the wake of a horrific tragedy where a toddler was […]

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News for Dummies: 16/01/14

  • 16th Jan 14

Police have DNA tested a murder victims pet dog; and results have proven that it is in fact Jeremy Kyle’s real dad. Susan Boyle lived her dream and played the bag-pipes yesterday; we think she played the bag-pipes, she might have just been armpit-farting Scientists are hoping to discover why people binge on certain foods […]

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News for Dummies: 15/01/14

  • 15th Jan 14

One Direction’s Liam Payne has been bollocked by his management after being photographed balancing on the 34th floor ledge ledge of a building. His agent reportedly said to Liam “what do you think you’re doing risking your life? Do you think the list of musicians who died young… Jimi Hendrix, Tupac Shakur, Amy Winehouse, Kurt […]

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