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News for Dummies 14/01/14

  • 14th Jan 14

72% of Brits believe if they are suffering from a terminal illness they should be able to go the same way as Hayley Cropper in Coronation Street; the other 28% think having a sex change on your death bed is a waste of NHS funding. It has been revealed that if Scotland gain independence then […]

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News for Dummies: 09/01/13

  • 9th Jan 14

Every day this week the front page of the Scottish papers (I live in Scotland) has been about dead children, which I won’t make jokes about… Although the page 3 girl is STILL always there, almost as if we’ve forgotten what we’ve just seen on the front page, are we that fickle? That our internal […]

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News for Dummies: 08/01/14

  • 8th Jan 14

Boris Johnson last night called Nick Clegg a “Condom” who shields the PM when he makes unpopular decisions. The man’s surname is “Johnson” a popular synonym for penis… does he subliminally want to be inside of Nick Clegg? Maybe Boris misheard when he was told Nick Clegg helped David Cameron with his election. But he […]

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News for Dummies: 07/01/14

  • 7th Jan 14

SNP politician Nicola Sturgeon has urged non SNP backers to vote Yes for independence… I mean I don’t know much (read the title of the blog) but isn’t Scotland voting for independence a lot like the moody teenager who leaves their parents house because it will be so much cheaper and easier to live on […]

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News for Dummies: 06/01/14

  • 6th Jan 14

A woman gave birth to a child into the leg of her onesie, the story isn’t that there was a baby in a onesie, it’s that there was an adult… In a onesie. The placenta even belonged in that onsie more than an adult who is capable of making life decisions and dressing themselves. She […]

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